swiftchele:

while we’re talking about work stories i work at an icecream store and we have food colouring there and one time my friend and i took this photo and sent it to my boss and told her i cut my finger on this jagged edge of the sink and she called me up crying and screaming and apologising and she was like distrAUGHT because she thought i was going to sue her and she gave me free iceream and shit so then we had to go along with it because we didnt want to get in trouble for lying so i had to wear a bandaid for like two weeks after that

(Source: monicagellers, via msbrittneymichele)